Put Yo Neck Out

So we all like to ostrich it sometimes...but sometimes it counts to "put your neck out" and take a risk.

Here are some pretty pieces in the store that will help you to put yo neck out with confidence and style.

People been chirpin' ya? Don't chirp them back...VULTURE attack them back with this Steel Magnolias number (the pointy beak can be a pretty decent weapon)...cause sometimes you gotta put yo beak out and stick up for yourself.

Steel Magnolia Bird Skull-$29

For when that spoonful of Sugar just isn't making the medicine go down...use this spoon to defend yourself against Marry Poppins' obnoxious optimism...Spoon some Mountain Dew or any other beverage you happen to have near you at the television set. And extend that neck to tell her off ...

If you look closely enough (Where's Waldo exercise) you can see me in the reflection of the spoon doing what looks to be an eccentric " I have to pee dance". This Georgina Baker gem is going for $85.

Unlucky Louise are ya? Well not when you have this charm on your side. A horseshoe in a wish vial? Put your neck out all you want...because with this one, you're untouchable.

Chain,Chain, Chained Horseshoe Necklace-$36

So there you have it Victoirians .. there are some instances (such as when around a guillotine ) where putting your neck out is not the most advisable choice ...but about 75% (yeah?) of the times it is worth it.
So get your head out the sand, adorn your neck with these gems and go get em'. ( Is my optimism making you wanna spew Mountain Dew? haha)

Until next time Victoirians